55 words - humphrey

"Hello," he says " how are the rutabagas this evening?"

i am shocked... why would Humphrey ask such a thing?
i don't even like rutabagas. I'm not even eating rutabagas. no one is.


i suppose i have to answer him... "umm, a bit salty for my likings"
then i understood his game. he was a hallucination.